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Date of Joke: Wednesday, 28th January, 2009
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
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