A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it
increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it
was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.
"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?"
she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came
across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet
she had ever laid her eyes on.
She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her
apartment for an evening of abandon.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the
bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take
this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."