A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever
she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the
message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show
the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get
back to whatever you were doing. I don't know about you sometimes..