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Date of Joke: Wednesday, 17th December, 2008

This guy comes home from an exhausting day at work and plops down on the couch in front of the television. "Quick, get me a beer before it starts," he says to his wife.

His wife sighs and gets him a beer.

"Quick," he says fifteen minutes later, "get me another beer before it starts."

She looks angry, fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer. "Hey, get me another beer. It's going to start any minute."

She marches out, grabs a beer, and throws it at him.

"Hey, hurry," he says five minutes later. "Get me another beer. It's gonna start now."

His wife is furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight?" she yells at him. "Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, as*hole . . ."

The man sighs. "It's started . . . "


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