Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. Ben came in, he was already
drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
Ben looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest
one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and
I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!"
The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused,
because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.
Ben leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma
and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad.
Ben leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else
boy, your grandma liked it!"
The biker stood up, took Ben by the shoulder and said, "Damn it,
grandpa, you're drunk. Go home!"