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Two Ducks Flying South|
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 30th September, 2008
Two ducks were flying South for Winter when an Airforce jet overtook them at around mach 5...
After about 40 mid-air somersaults and feathers flying everywhere, they managed to compose themselves and one duck says to the other: "DID YOU SEE THAT?"
"I SURE DID!!!!!" says the other duck.
"AND GEEZ, WASN"T HE MOVING!!!!"
"He sure was," says the other duck: "but so would you if you had two assh*les and both were on fire!"
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