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Genuine Subtitles Used in Chinese Language Films|
Date of Joke: Monday, 29th September, 2008
I love chinese/japanese films but have learned to wait
until the proper English translations for most films but some
of the original chinese subtitles make the films rather more entertaining:
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken
You daring lousy guy
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared ****less too much lately
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat
Yah-hah, evil spider woman!
I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination
Greetings, large black person
Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person
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