Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news - the donkey died."
Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Canít do that. I went and spent it already."
Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "what ya gonna do with him?"
Chuck said, "Iím going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You canít raffle off a dead donkey!"
Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just wonít tell anybody heís dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
The farmer said, "Didnít anyone complain?"
Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Chuck now works for the government.