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Four Golfers
Date of Joke: Thursday, 24th July, 2008

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman, and a lawyer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. ?The Policeman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'?

The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I've never seen such poor golf!'?

The Chinese Businessman yelled out, 'Get moving, time is money!'

The Catholic Priest said, ‘Here comes George the greens keeper, maybe he can do something about this.’

‘Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'?

George, the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.’ The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'? The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50 000 to the fire fighters in honour of these brave souls.’ The Lawyer said

'Why the hell don't they play at night?'

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