An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anythingdifferent
Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and >
walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging downtoday
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
'Nope,' she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
To which Margaret replies...
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat!