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Panhandlers
Date of Joke: Saturday, 1st March, 2008
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of
town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3
dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you
bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.
Jose says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Carlos' sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and
6 kids to support'.'
Jose says ' No wonder you only get 2 - 3 dollars
'Carlos says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico'
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