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Four United States Presidents |
Date of Joke: Friday, 29th February, 2008
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a
tornado.... and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City....and went to
find the Great Wizard.
What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: 'I've come for
No Problem! said the Wizard . Who ' s next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said: 'Well, I
think I need a heart'
'Done!' says the Wizard.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful
Up stepped Bush and said, 'The American
people say that I need a brain.'
'No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton
is just standing there, looking around, But he doesn't
say a word Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'Well,
what do you want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE?'
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