A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got
into a taxi at the airport after midnight, and while en
route to his home, asked the driver if he would be a
witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair, and
expected to catch her in the act. The driver agreed, and
they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on the lights
pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with
The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife
shouted, "Don't do it, this man has been very generous. Who
do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you,
who do you think paid for our new boat, he did!"
The husband looked over at the cab driver and said, "What
would you do in a case like this?"
The cabbie smiled, and said, "I'd cover him up before he