An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the
doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my
neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't
get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging
through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some
new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these
and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give
it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than
ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor,
shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm
still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally
catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"