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Date of Joke: Friday, 13th July, 2007
A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and
the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the
The woman chose to ignore her husband
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off, "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"
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