A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But decides, what the heck," as he says to himself. I really need a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, What's the name
of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not Into any of that. All I want is a
The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It'.
That guy down at the end of the Bar calls his Snickers, because it
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he'll give him
a second to think it over.
The cowboy turns to the man drinking a beer and sitting to his left and
asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and asks, "So, What do you guys call
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One. "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford Lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like a Rock!" And
gives a wink.
Even more shaken by all this the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the
bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a damn
The bartender brings a beer and as he begins to pour it he turns to the
cowboy with a puzzled look and asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A