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What is a Redneck?|
Date of Joke: Saturday, 12th May, 2007
To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South.
To somebody in the South, it is anybody in Mississippi.
To a person in Mississippi it is somebody who lives in a mobile
To somebody in MS living in a mobile home, it is a guy who
drives a pickup.
To a MS guy in a trailer house who drives a pickup, it is a guy
who drives a pickup with a Dale Earnhart decal on it.
To a MS guy in a trailer house with a decal of Dale Earnhart on
his pickup, a redneck is somebody who drives around with his
dog in the back of the truck.
And to a MS guy driving around in his Dale Earnhart pickup with
his dog in the back, a redneck is a guy who puts Coca Cola in
his morning coffee.
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