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Losing Weight
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 25th April, 2007

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, youíll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, thatís amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "Iíll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."


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