This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and
carrying a little dog that also has a Lion jersey on with a little
Lions helmet too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch
the Lions game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the
The bartender replies, normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed,
but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at
the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll
have to ask you to leave.
The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon
the Lions kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and
walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touch
The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."