A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along
so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his
shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and washes his
hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you
figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl
says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure,
I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"
The girl replies; "Didn't feel a thing."