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Drinking and Driving|
Date of Joke: Saturday, 10th March, 2007
A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?" the man answered.
"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."
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