A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over
to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as
she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to
sh*t when you hear the price."