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Texas Air Traffic Control|
Date of Joke: Monday, 22nd January, 2007
A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION:
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!"
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell
Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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