At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely
Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding
night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is
concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the
entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Luanne prepares herself for bed, and for
the expected "knock" on the door.
Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her
85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon
Morris takes leave of Luanne, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Luanne hears another knock on her bedroom door.
It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised,
Luanne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris
kisses Luanne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. Luanne is set to
goes to sleep again.
However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door,
andthere he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a
bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, you have enough juice to go
at it three times. I've been with guys less than a third your age who
were only good once. You're a great lover, Morris!"
Morris, looking somewhat befuddled, turns to Luanne and says...
"WHAT?...You mean I was here already?!"