A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country
road in her new sports car when something goes
wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens
to be near a farmhouse.
She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the
door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,
"It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't
know what to do! Can I stay here for the night
until tomorrow when I can get some help?"
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but
I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and
She looks through the screen door and sees two men
standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be
in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the
woman begins to get a little horny just thinking
about the two boys in the room next to her. So she
quietly goes into their room and says,
"Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the
ways of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."
She puts them on the boys, and the three of them
go it all night long.
Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that
came by here about forty years ago and showed us
the ways of the world?"
"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take these