A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock
on the door of this house and the man who answers it says,
"Well, you two are awful cute.
Who are you suppose to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"
So, they go off and a while later they come back
They ring the doorbell and once again the man
opens the door. "Well now, that is just too darn cute.
Who are you this time?"
"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't
be Hansel and Gretel because you're black."
Heads hung low, they leave.
Not too much later the man hears the bell ring
again.This time when he opens the door,
there stand the two children, but
this time they are BUCK NAKED!!
"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?"
"Chocolate M&M's," said the little girl. "I'm
plain. He's got nuts."