A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.
Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99%
capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven.
Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."
"Okay," says the blonde.
"Here's your question: name two days of the week
that begin with the letter T."
"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"
"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another
question. How many seconds are there in a year?"
"That's easy. Twelve!"
"January second, February second, March second--"
"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance.
What's God's name?"
"That's easy. Howard!"
"You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."