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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006|
Date of Joke: Saturday, 5th August, 2006
# 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
# 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
# 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
# 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
# 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
# 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals
dying of nothing.
# 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
Attention to criticism.
# 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
# 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The
world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
~*~*~*~ AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 ~*~*~*~
# 1 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of defense.
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