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Date of Joke: Thursday, 3rd August, 2006
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and
delivery. Try us once, you'll never go
3. Our experienced Mom will care for your
child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.
6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.
8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a
cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
10. Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken
or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
11. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady
with thick legs and large drawers.
12. Now is your chance to have your ears
pierced and get an extra pair to take home.
13. We do not tear your clothing with
machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
14. Great dames for sale.
15. Have several very old dresses from
grandmother in beautiful condition.
16. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me
17. Vacation special: have your home
18. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in
19. Toaster: A gift that every member of
the family appreciates. Automatically
20. For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
21. Man, honest. Will take anything.
22. Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be
cheated? Come here first.
23. Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts
for the hard to find person.
24. Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth
25. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that
does not smoke or drink.
26. And now, the Superstore -- unequaled
in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled
27. We will oil your sewing machine and
adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
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