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Symbolize Christmas
Date of Joke: Sunday, 30th July, 2006
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Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."
he first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint
Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St.Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked,"And just what do those Symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
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