Jokes Warehouse, Jokes, Joke, Joke of the Day

Animal Jokes   Blonde Jokes   Doctor Jokes   Drunk Jokes   Lawyer Jokes   Government Jokes

MAILING LIST
Enter your e-mail address, and click join!


jokes, joke of the day, joke
Jokes Warehouse, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Jokes, joke, joke of the day

Joke of the Day Mail List, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Submit a Joke, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Message Board. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Cartoons, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Feedback. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Advertising. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Privacy Statement

TELL A FRIEND
Enter your name, e-mail address and a friend's e-mail address and click Send...
Your name:

Your e-mail address:

Friends e-mail address:



Free Joke of the
Day Script


Joke Search
Bookmark Us
Link To Us
Webrings

Funny Pictures
Hilarious Pictures





Golden Urinal
Date of Joke: Saturday, 17th June, 2006

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who peed in your saxophone.


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.

[Return to Jokes Index]