These three men went into business together and the
first one said:
"I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm
the president and chairman of the board."
"I put up thirty percent of the money," said the
second, "so I'm appointing myself vice president,
secretary and treasurer."
"Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third
partner. "What's that make me?"
The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president of sex and music."
"That sounds mighty fine," said the third man, "but what does it mean?"
"It means what when I want your f*cking advice, I'll whistle."