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My Wife Left Me...|
Date of Joke: Saturday, 25th February, 2006
I don't understand. After the last child was born,
she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to
give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a
12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I
noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45
in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer
and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
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