Jokes Warehouse, Jokes, Joke, Joke of the Day

Animal Jokes   Blonde Jokes   Doctor Jokes   Drunk Jokes   Lawyer Jokes   Government Jokes

MAILING LIST
Enter your e-mail address, and click join!


jokes, joke of the day, joke
Jokes Warehouse, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Jokes, joke, joke of the day

Joke of the Day Mail List, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Submit a Joke, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Message Board. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Cartoons, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Feedback. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Advertising. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Privacy Statement

TELL A FRIEND
Enter your name, e-mail address and a friend's e-mail address and click Send...
Your name:

Your e-mail address:

Friends e-mail address:



Free Joke of the
Day Script


Joke Search
Bookmark Us
Link To Us
Webrings

Funny Pictures
Hilarious Pictures





Final Battle
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 13th December, 2005

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 "thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a very strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last even 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over toward Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the America Dachshund at full speed. But when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened his mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world, and the biggest and meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.

[Return to Jokes Index]