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Ole and the Doctor
Date of Joke: Thursday, 3rd November, 2005
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Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut
off all ten off his fingers.
He vent to da emergency room at da Clinic and vhen he got dere da Norsky
doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's haf da fingers and I'll see vhat I
can do."
Ole said, "I hafn't got da fingers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafn't got da fingers?" the doctor cried.
"Yumpin' yiminy! It's 2005! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds off
incredible techniques. I could haf put dem back on and made you like new!
Vhy didn't you bring da fingers?"
To vhich Ole replied...
(Are you ready for dis???)
"How da fock was I suppose to pick'em up?"
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