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Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary
Date of Joke: Saturday, 17th September, 2005

10. Today is our what?

9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for MacDonald's.

8. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

7. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

6. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

5. I thought we only celebrated important events?

4. Having sex doesn't count as a gift?

3. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

2. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about sex.

1. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

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