The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When
everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told
the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they
had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that
captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About
seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top
With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very
well for everyone.
The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there over night.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.