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Date of Joke: Friday, 26th August, 2005
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in
Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food
exceptional. "But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home.
Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4
drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well." said the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough to
drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims. He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman "Did
this actually happen to you."
"Not myself personally no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my
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