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Black Nascar Drivers|
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 3rd August, 2005
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no
black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be
miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up
pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and
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