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Puppies
Date of Joke: Sunday, 31st July, 2005

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies.

"Buy a puppy Ma'am?" asks the lad.

"Oh no sorry," says Mrs. Clinton. " We have a cat already you know."

"But they are Democrat puppies, Ma'am" asserts the enterprising lad.

Clinton smiles, but again declines. The boy nods, Clinton jogs on.

The next day Clinton is jogging by the same spot. There again is the boy still trying to sell the puppies. As Clinton jogs by she over hears the youth telling the potential customer, "But sir these are Republican puppies."

Clinton stops & says "Young man yesterday you told me those were Democrat puppies, and today you are saying they are Republican puppies"

"Well Yes Ma'am," the child says.

Hillary then asks " well, if they were Democrat puppies yesterday, how could they be Republican puppies today"?

" Well Ma'am, " explains the child. " Since then they opened their eyes."


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