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A Blonde's Year in Review|
Date of Joke: Sunday, 26th June, 2005
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the
top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1
hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any
of the phone buttons.
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