A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows
her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on
the bottom shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium sized ones
on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf
along the wall.
The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes
off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The man says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."