A man fell asleep on the beach.He woke up several hours later and
suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest
hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital.His skin had
turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister.
Anything that touched his legs caused agony.The lead on the medical
staff at the naval hospital, that night, was a Chief Corpsman, in the
emergency room. The Chief checked him out and then prescribed continued
intravenous feedings of water, electrolytes, a mild sedative, and
Rather astounded, the 3rd class corpsman, who was with the Chief
inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"
The Chief replied, "It'll keep the sheet off his legs."