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Fashion Tips for the First Lady|
Date of Joke: Thursday, 4th November, 2004
Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session.
If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts, it really doesn't
matter what *you* wear.
Never wear an outfit the same shade as the day's Homeland Security alert
Fuschia doesn't work when your husband is draping himself in the flag.
Avoid wearing colors your husband can't pronounce.
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