Jokes Warehouse, Jokes, Joke, Joke of the Day

Animal Jokes   Blonde Jokes   Doctor Jokes   Drunk Jokes   Lawyer Jokes   Government Jokes

MAILING LIST
Enter your e-mail address, and click join!


jokes, joke of the day, joke
Jokes Warehouse, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Jokes, joke, joke of the day

Joke of the Day Mail List, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Submit a Joke, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Message Board. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Cartoons, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Feedback. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Advertising. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Privacy Statement

TELL A FRIEND
Enter your name, e-mail address and a friend's e-mail address and click Send...
Your name:

Your e-mail address:

Friends e-mail address:



Free Joke of the
Day Script


Joke Search
Bookmark Us
Links
Add Your Link
Link To Us
Webrings

Funny Pictures
Hilarious Pictures





No Ears
Date of Joke: Thursday, 9th September, 2004

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny.

At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?"

The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.

Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.

[Return to Jokes Index]