A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands
very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that
her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the
coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What is
sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells
The woman replies, "It's Keith...... The midget."