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Date of Joke: Monday, 2nd August, 2004
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle
to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
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