A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and
jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Canadian fold eat the whole bread?"
Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course".
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only
eat what's inside. The crust we collect in container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk
on his face.
The Canaidan listens in silence.
The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Canadian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam to Canada.
The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course".
Canaidan: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."