A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her
husband can enjoy the snugness she had in her youth.
So, she heads off to the doctor for the procedure.
Once the procedure is done, she wakes up to find three roses on her
bed, and asks the nurse who sent them.
The nurse says, "The doctor wanted you to know he appreciates the business, so he left you a rose.
Then your husband came in with a rose, stating that he can't wait to
feel the results of the surgery, so he left a rose, too."
"What about the third rose?" asks the patient.
"Oh, that's from Ed in the burn unit.
He wanted to say thanks
...for the new ears."