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Scripture?
Date of Joke: Monday, 5th April, 2004
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
Church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why
did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yelling a scripture to
you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
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